id be glad to
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
