Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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