just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
When are your genitals available?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
