She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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