my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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