from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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