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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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