it wasn't lemon gatorade
Little spoons don't ask big questions
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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