.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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