My hand turned me down
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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