Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
