i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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