I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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