; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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