I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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