Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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