paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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