Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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