My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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