i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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