You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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