White coat. Heels.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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