Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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