I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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