An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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