Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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