Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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