Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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