He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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