I don't think brook has ever known best
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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