good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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