i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
My life is pants optional.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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