I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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