oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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