STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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