i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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