I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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