I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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