I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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