Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Cover your peen. We're going out.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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