question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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