I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
