im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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