girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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