sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
