Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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