i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I forget how to act sober
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize