I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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