Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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