If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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