was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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