Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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