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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You took a bar mat shot.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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