I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we're making bets on your personal life
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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