I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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