You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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