belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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