If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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