Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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