the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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